Active Server Pages (ASP)
My first foray into the (then mystical) world of server-side programming was back in 1997, using Active Server Pages to construct a presentation framework for my employer's customer-facing web site. While I've dabbled in some ASP.NET, I haven't felt any urgency in completely switching. While it has its limitations, classic ASP is terribly easy to learn and a completely viable environment for small projects/sites (like this one).
ASPImage CAPTCHA
Are your ASP forms getting hammered by spam bots? If your host has ASPImage installed, this might help.